(November 17, 2022) Toy Story: Or, Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On – My life as a spoiled child who got everything he ever wanted without stabbing my brother.

(November 10, 2022) Doll Baby – In search of a squeaky baby doll, Ray uncovers high crimes, misdemeanors and marriages in disarray.

(November 3, 2022) Ennui – Ray drives down the road of boredom with a little bird and a Scandinavian heavy metal band.

(October 27, 2022) A New Business Possibility for Our Country – Getting wiggy with the most pervasive expression in history. OMG!!!!

(October 13, 2022) Oh My Godd!!!! – Catering to adults who want to pretend they are babies may be the next big thing. Big diapers required.

(September 22, 2022) Please don’t Wake Up the Dancing Fool – If you want to be really free, go to a dance or go to bed, or do both at the same time.

(September 15, 2022) Chickens on the Brain – Sorting out our intimate relationship with the chicken industrial complex.

(September 8, 2022) Louie Louie – From obscurity to obscenity: the Louie Louie story.

(September 1, 2022) How Not to Start the Day – In a world of healthy breakfasts, Ray finds an abomination.

(August 25, 2022) Astrophysics for Ignoramuses – The story of a lonely little dot that became everything our very messy universe including Mt. Rushmore and the Cheesecake factory.